There’s something about trainspeak that somehow misses out on the English language.
This train, the announcement goes, is made of five carriages. Not ‘it has five carriages.’
So, it is a real joy to come across train staff who not only speak English but also do it with joie de vivre like this one:
Just because you have to stick to a script doesn’t make you a robot.
Be more human. Like this railway conductor.